Tell me, Grandpa, how to get revenge!
I have to watch this.
gut spoiler below!

Who should watch it?

If you can enjoy vulgar erotic idiocy without worrying about the integrity of the story or the details of the story, it’s OK!

Tell me, Grandpa, how to get revenge!!!
(C)SWISSPLOITATION

The person who actually teaches you how to take revenge is the forest fairy, Ms. Miwa? is `!

Viewing Status

  1. date and time 2023/07/15
  2. movie theater Musashino Shinjuku theater
  3. sound dubbed
  4. Audience: Almost full (98 seats)

Synopsis

Greedy Mairi, the one-man president of a cheese manufacturing company and the president of Switzerland, enacts a law banning all cheese except his own. He has taken control of the whole of Switzerland and reigns as a dictator of terror.
Twenty years later. Twenty years later, Heidi is still living in the Alps, but her lover Peter sells the forbidden goat cheese in the dark, and is executed in front of her as an example.
Heidi’s only living relative, her grandfather, is also killed when Mairi’s men surround the hut and blow it up.
Heidi, who has lost her beloved Peter and her family, is transformed into a bloody warrior.
Can Heidi, now a vengeful spirit, bring the evil dictator to justice and liberate her homeland?

Thoughts.

Story (Spoilers)

Dictatorship Complete

People protest against Mairi’s oppression 20 years ago
Mairi’s commander Knorr Cup Soup is easily shot dead
I didn’t realize that the old man who lost one eye was Arum Onji.

Pillow talk - Peter and Arum Onji

Heidi after having sex with Peter.
They flirt a lot and build up a death flag.
He is praised by his business partner for the quality of his dark cheese, but later his mouth is cracked open by cheese fondue torture and it is traced back to there.

The slaughter KO, which was marked 18 in the trailer, is unleashed, and Peter exits easily.
Before he has time to enjoy the aftermath, Cup Soup follows Heidi and blasts Onji, who has gorged himself in the hut!
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Mr. Rottenmeyer’s turn.

Haiji is sent to a women’s prison.
Clara rides with her in the convoy. Clara, why are you imprisoned?
The warden is Mr. Rottemeyer (I didn’t realize it, but he was also called “Rottweiler”).
As is customary, you are bullied by the vulgar Mariza and her friends in the same room.
I’m going to take good care of you from now on!

But looking at the skill of SUMO in prison, it might be a grown-up version of Shijo Hinako, not Mariza !
SUMO power has got you down!

Jailbreak - Leveling up

We broke out of jail by giving Mr. Rottenmeyer the ultimatum.
Clara had become so weak-willed that I abandoned her for a time.
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While drunk on a mysterious drink in an abandoned church, Mr. Miwa appears with two anonim in tow.
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It is the start of leveling up.
The anonim take time out from their training to refine the Sword of Lot (Swiss halberd) for me.
Mr. Miwa was just emitting his aura all the time.
Could it be a tohelos to hide Heidi during her training?
Meanwhile, Grandpa, who is actually alive, somehow unites with Peter’s father, who makes his living from caricatures, and stands up to overthrow Mairi

Kakuchi - the end of the play!

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When Haiji, now at the proper level, uses his halberd to cut down Mairi’s soldiers, he is caught by a sodomized bull in the final fight and taken to the arena.
Colosseum with Marisa and her friends as a spectacle.
Clara was easily fucked by Mariza in the front row.
This is where the cheese-trained Clara and Heidi would go head-to-head!
After all, a hot fight with a former enemy (Marisa) in front of a powerful foe (Marisa)? In the development, they defeat the boss cow, but Marisa is sacrificed.
Mairi escapes to a cheese factory and administers a new cheese containing the T-virus to the foreign delegation, creating zombies to resist. Heidi and the others fight them off, slaughtering Mairi and settling the case.
However, Onji, who was fatally wounded before he knew it, becomes a victim in order to hit the switch to blow up the cheese factory.
In the epilogue, Heidi and Clara get into Bongarotelli’s sidecar and stand in front of the mad scientist who created the T-virus. The film ends with Heidi and Clara standing in front of the mad scientist who created the T-virus and firing a Gatling gun. Their subsequent exploits will be revealed in the next film, “Haiji & Clara.

Summary

Let’s watch “Heidi, the Fuel-Efficient Girl” too!